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Cooking? 

28%
835 deviants said I'm female and I'm actually decent
22%
644 deviants said I'm female and I guess I can make simple stuff like noodles
14%
430 deviants said I'm male and I'm actually decent
10%
303 deviants said I'm female and I LOVE IT AND I'M AWESOME AT IT
10%
285 deviants said I'm male and I guess I can make simple stuff like noodles
6%
178 deviants said I'm male and I LOVE IT AND I'M AWESOME AT IT
4%
108 deviants said I'm female and I can't cook at all
4%
108 deviants said I'm female and I can make frozen pizza
2%
50 deviants said I'm male and I can make frozen pizza
1%
35 deviants said I'm male and I can't cook at all

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:iconjpyza:
jpyza Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
I think im good at it! at least i like mi own cooking skills
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:icondonteatrazorblades:
DontEatRazorBlades Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Female third year apprentice chef
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:iconfoxxtrot:
foxxtrot Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Student General Artist
'female and I guess I can make simple stuff like noodles'

i can cook enough simple dishes to have a varied diet? omelettes, jacket potatoes and chili con carne, things like that? i can bake and make things like sausage plait with roast veggies but i generally don't bother unless my boyfriend's around to take on half of the workload and provide some company
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:iconshereynia:
shereynia Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm female and I can make frozen pizza"
and ramen.... lol xD
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:iconfrostfaux:
FrostFaux Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
So fare, it seems I'm the only one that doesn't like my cooking. XD
I do sorta like my baking, though...
Fun fact: The first time it was my fault the stove caught on fire was the first time I cooked a thanksgiving turkey. XD
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:iconrequindesang:
requindesang Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love cooking. I cook whenever I can, mostly developed in response to high restaurant prices when I lived in Europe, but also because it's a semi-relaxing activity that helps take my mind off Science.
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:iconmychimerasrcooler:
mychimerasRcooler Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013   General Artist
Eternal Pizza
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:iconmdbauman:
mdbauman Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013
Grilled cheese errday.
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:iconumagic65:
Umagic65 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm a girl and I can't make anything without setting the house on fire.
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:icontamiiland:
tamiiland Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am female and my culinary talents include frozen pizza and salad. A very simple salad.
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:iconangelicadonis:
AngelicAdonis Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I am a male, and a graduate of the faculty of Culinary arts.
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:iconkristoff-kristoff:
Kristoff-Kristoff Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I don't like to cook but when I do there is a feast.
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:iconthundraforest:
thundraforest Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
i am one of the chief of my family, i have successfully cooked almost everything you could think of with splendid results. from scratch.
i am not as good as my father though(he cooks better then most restaurants I've been too and taught me how to cook), but at the rate i am going my food will be worthy of the title" nothing better then home cooking" in no time at all. also female, but from i have seen, gender has nothing to do with ability in food preparations.
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:iconangelmc18:
AngelMC18 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
female and i'm able to burn even the noodles.
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:iconnearoc:
NearoC Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013   Digital Artist
Male, I could probably manage things with instructions by my side, and I have made things like pancakes before, but I probably couldn't remember how to do that at current.
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:iconsarawantsacracker:
Sarawantsacracker Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student General Artist
I try to make and eat everything homemade.
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:iconkyarah:
Kyarah Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Female and really hate cooking?
Otherwise if I have a recipe I'm decent. If I don't get distracted/go off somewhere else and forget about it.
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:iconautumnalequilux:
AutumnalEquilux Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Student
i'm female and i can cook semi-decently but i absolutely hate cooking and mostly just eat out all the time lmao
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:iconna-chan13:
na-chan13 Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013
I'm a female and I'm also between noodle and decent.
It's not that I dislike cooking it's just... Well... The washing part after... It dispirits me.
I seriously need a dishwasher !><
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:iconjulia-aurora:
Julia-Aurora Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Female, loving it, and totally awesome. I used to hate it and be disastrous in the kitchen, but once I made an effort to practice, it turned out to be a lot more fun and easier than I thought before :)
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:iconvariable-edge:
Variable-Edge Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013   General Artist
If only the answer could be, "I love it, and I'm actually decent". :D

I've done mostly burgers, and fish and chicken dishes, and I prepare pasta occasionally. If I only had a working oven, I'd dabble some more with baking.
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:iconcalyses:
Calyses Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ten years before the answer had been frozen pizza...
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:iconwerwin:
werwin Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist
I'm male, and I LOVE it! still not awesome at it perhaps jaja
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:iconayubee:
ayubee Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've got a Certificate II in Hospotality, so I know a lot of tips, tricks and science about food making. And certain cooking styles.
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:iconputridcheese:
putridCheese Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can make a lot of stuff from yakisoba to risotto to some pan-seared dory in lemon sauce.
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:iconjerrypie:
JerryPie Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I can make like water or cereal but sometimes it catches on fire
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:iconzaleho:
Zaleho Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Everyone has something that they are completely inept at and for me, it's cooking... My mom has tried teaching me but gave up after a point 8V
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:iconlady-leliel:
lady-leliel Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Female who can BAKE but not cook. Oh god I burn everything, or it tastes like vomit and it looks like shit.. It's sad because when I'm alone I can only eat cereal, noodles and junk food XDDD
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:iconcyberborg:
Cyberborg Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ok, What agency do you work for? Really?

I can cook like a pro... (my grandma wouldn't have had it any other way-- none of that 'coddling the men while the women do all the housework' bull$#it)

But I not telling you my weight, blood-type, income, or about the shrine to Monica Bellucci in my living roo--OH F**K!!!
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:icontwistedsynapses:
TwistedSynapses Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I can cook like nobody's business! Baking is a different animal though.
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:iconeristhe:
Eristhe Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I cook because I love eating tasty food, and the only other way I can get it is to go out to restaurants and pay a tonne of money!
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:icontheillst:
Theillst Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
While I am a pretty decent female cook, I'm still just really lazy.
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:iconsavagefrog:
SavageFrog Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
female-can cook regular stuff, just never ask for dessert or you'll die from food poisoning. XD
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:icontatamado:
TataMado Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
my grandma cooks every day for me |D so frozen pizza and frozen remnant food is the only thing i can cook ^^
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:iconkandarako:
Kandarako Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Excecutive Chef
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:iconxmheezy:
xMheezy Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I bake and cook. :>
I follow instructions.
hurhur.
I make things up that seems reasonable.
It works most of the time.
Or most of the time, I just don't see what's wrong with it?
-is practical-
I think.
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:iconwizardofauz:
WizardOfAuz Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm pretty good at cooking, actually... :)
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:iconstolen-wings:
Stolen-Wings Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love to cook :) i learned from my mother and grandma. I always like trying new recipes, because sometimes i have to cook for the family when the main cook which is my mom is out of town.
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:iconduskemi:
duskemi Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
Female, decent,

but my hubby does most of the cooking here. <3.
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:iconedarneor:
Edarneor Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Wow!! GOGO GUYS!! Show em how to cook!! WE ARE MEN!! :D
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:iconchumasu:
ChuMasu Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Give me a recipe and within a week i'll have improved on it :3
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:iconharrythepotter:
HarryThePotter Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Artisan Crafter
i'm awesome as long as its not fresh pastry or souflaee they kind of scare me a little
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:iconmisterbananas:
MisterBananas Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I've gathered some skills after working professionally in several restaurants.
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:iconlilshiniko:
lilshiniko Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I just adapted a chicken pot pie casserole dish that friends and family love. It's great. I love coming up with new meals, especially since it feels like everyone hates what the other people love, so it's kind of like a challenge. Heh.
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:iconjyoral-refex:
Jyoral-Refex Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
I cook all kinds of roasts, pasta dishes, even some non-meat ones, chilis, soups, gumbos, seafood dishes....I loooooooove cooking
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:iconsagittarius-a-star:
Sagittarius-A-star Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I CAN BAKE ALL MANNER OF BAKED GOODS!!!! :spyed:
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:iconangelalara:
AngelaLara Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
I am a woman and I like to cook but my partner, my boyfriend does too.
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:iconambientdays:
AmbientDays Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can only make simple stuff because I'm now learning
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:icondevonta-66:
devonta-66 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
i'm a Male and i cook not cause i like it but only in a goal for self efficacy, i try not to rely on anyone for anything unless i really must. this being my absolute last resort... i trust next to no one lol.
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:icondestroyerase:
DestroyErase Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If by cooking you mean fucking my wife, then yes. I cook often. Sometimes she cooks for me. Sometimes we invite others to cook with us. One time my wife got her friend to both cook for me. Shit was cash.
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